daydreamycrustacean:

the metal gear when it solidifies idk I never played it.

goatpaste:

thank you to everyone who loves my attacka post and have followed me since in became a world heritage post lol

making some stickers for all those who loveha to attacka and smasha!!

there here up on my etsy for currently pre-order and soon just to buy!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/HimboGoat

funnytwittertweets:

spacefroggity:

When I dust my frog’s food with calcium I feel like one of those waiters that grate the parmesan onto your spaghetti in front of you, like…… your worms, sir……….. live and fortified with all the necessary vitamins and minerals……….. bone apple tea

aurumacadicus:

Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.

sunehri:

cherry blossom shower 🌸

click for quality. also - happy birthday, @sleeptowns !!! i’m blowing u so many kisses!!

pokemon-personalities:

anyways i’ve been thinking about this a lot…

can u imagine

savefrog:

I finally got the plant pot I ordered from my friend and I’m IN LOVE!!

((It’s the beige version of this!))

yeens-human:

rumwik:

(Ko-fi doodle) Sizzlipede in a nice hat, for b

@iwilltryalittlearter

mossworm:

Chalvo from Bound High!

yo-its-matt:

world-hostage-situations:

chippyyyz:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

World Hostage Situation

the fuck does that mean

netoey:

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae